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hello, please laugh.
Monday, August 25, 2008 @ 9:55 PM
hello all!
has it been stressful for you?
it certainly has been for me, and here are a few hand-picked jokes to cheer you up and hopefully, they can make you laugh a little more.

JOKE #1

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

JOKE #2- i don't know!

What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job.
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them.
Why aren’t there any famous skeletons? They’re a bunch of no bodies.
What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap.

JOKE #3

An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times.”

“No kidding…” says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says “I’ve got just the stuff.” and gives her some pills. “Here take these for 10 days, then return for a followup appointment.”

So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. “What kind of medicine is this? I’m still farting just as much! They still don’t make any noise, but now they stink terribly!”

The doctor nodded, “Great, now that we’ve your sinuses cleared up, we’ll work on your hearing next!”